HumorQ Monthly Contest
- There is no fee to enter, simply register for a free membership.
- HumorQ will award a T-Shirt or 7 Inch Android Tablet (for Login With Facebook members) to our Highest HumorQ score qualifying member on the 1st of every month.
- These same rules apply to exclusive humorq contests sponsored by others that use exclusive contest codes in our HumorQ phone ap. The sponsors may have additional rules but we're just the magic that makes their contest happen. See them for additional rules that may apply.
- To qualify you must be a US citizen 18 years of age or older, and you need to submit a caption a minimum of 10 times during the previous month.
- HumorQ will not edit or remove any entry in order to enable re-entry for the same individual caption contest.
- HumorQ reserves the right to delete any entry found to be distasteful. We will also look for methods of cheating and reserve the right to disqualify those entrants without trial or witch hunt.
- Entrants should understand how scoring works as is explained on our homepage (one exception being currently all entries receive review in all three days of judging.) HumorQ Scores are recalculated each day. Your humorq score may change without participation due to the activity of others and the daily replacement of yourself on the scale of 1 to 200. Your humorq will also drop 10% if you go seven days without a caption submission. Also know that a single caption can effect your score dramatically. Each time a caption of yours gets it's humorq calculated, an algorithm that measures current distance between Earth and Mars divided by the cubed root of pie (not pi). It's complicated, just trust me your score will change.
- Understand that non prize qualifying members may still participate in submitting captions and effect the outcome.
- A minimum of 10 qualifying members must exist for a prize to be awarded.
- Humorq reserves the right to cancel the contest due to programming complexities. This hasn't happened in 3 years but I just started breaking 100 with my golf game so I believe anything can happen.
- In the event that a non qualifying humorq member has the highest of all humorqs, the prize will be awarded to the qualifying HumorQ member with the highest HumorQ.
- Dear Relatives and not yet existent HumorQ employees, sorry but you are not eligible for the prize. I will however let you stay in my spare room and or cook you dinner if you win.
- Winners will be posted here each month.
TO OUR PAST CONTEST WINNERS!
February 2015 winner Cary Antebi!!!
August 2014 winner Teri DiPasquale!!!
July 2014 winner Michael Alpiner!!!
June 2014 winner EllioTT Schiff!!!
May 2014 winner Ted Rivera!!!
April 2014 winner EllioTT Schiff!!!
December 2013 winner Ted Rivera!!!
September 2013 winner Ted Rivera!!!
August 2013 winner EllioTT Schiff!!!
July 2013 winner EllioTT Schiff!!!
May 2013 winner EllioTT Schiff!!!
April 2013 winner Ted Rivera... Again!!!
March 2013 winner Ted Rivera!!!
February 2013 winner Michael Cronin!!!
December 2012 winner Cary Antebi!!!
November 2012 winner Mike Barry!!!
October 2012 winner Larry Gajsiewicz!!!
September 2012 winner EllioTT Schiff!!!
August 2012 winner Liz Terzi!!!
July 2012 winner EllioTT Schiff!!!
June 2012 winner Mark Resnik!!!
May 2012 winner Cary Antebi!!!
April 2012 winner Michael Alpiner!!!
March 2012 winner Michael Alpiner!!!
February 2012 winner Gayle Williams!!!
January 2012 winner Gayle Williams!!!
December 2011 winner Cary Antebi!!!
November 2011 winner Joey Allgood!!!
October 2011 winner Stacy Hoffman!!!
September 2011 winner Amy Sherman!!!
August 2011 winner Ashley Schwieger!!!
July 2011 winner Janet Williams!!!
June 2011 winner
May 2011 winner Kirk Ostby!!!
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